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PR Fuel: The Eight Worst (or Most Challenging) PR Jobs
So you think your job is hard? Trying being a public
relations person for one of these companies or
organizations.
Airline: You work for an industry that is not just
distressed, but reviled by a large segment of the
population. Your company either now charges to check baggage
or has stopped giving out free drinks. At least once each
year you have to deal with a winter storm that cripples your
business, leaves thousands of passengers stranded and
results in a seemingly endless supply of sob or angry
stories. Customer service is virtually nonexistent at your
company, at least that's what your customers say, and your
job may be on the line because without a merger, your
company is going to fail.
Oil Company: The only people who professionally love you are
your co-workers, your company's shareholders and lobbyists.
You can never win an argument - regardless of whether you
are correct - because $4 per gallon for gas is sacrilegious
to virtually everyone in the country. You're constantly
under attack from consumer groups, politicians and
environmentalists and everyone else blames their economic
problems on your industry.
White House: Even before Scott McClellan's book your life
was not easy. At least half the population doesn't believe a
word you say and there's a good chance at any given moment
that at least half of the population hates your boss. You
have to deliver more bad news than good news and the press
corps tires of you after about a year on the job. Even when
you do something right, a thousand voices will tell you that
you're wrong.
Wal-Mart: Your company is the scourge of the consumerist age
and there's nothing you can do about it. Big is bad and
Wal-Mart is the biggest dog on the planet. Try as you might
to convince people that your company is good for the
economy, your critics will always point to low wages, sparse
benefits, the muscling out of mom & pop stores and the
big-boxing of our communities.
National Bank/Financial Services Firm: It's likely that the
CEO of your company has recently been forced out and that
you've had to sell a large chunk of equity to
foreign-government owned investment funds. Your employer was
instrumental in the subprime implosion and credit crisis.
Your customers are tired of outrageous fees and predatory
practices. If gas wasn't so much money, they would cut up
their credit cards.
Private Equity Firm: Your firm went out and bought three
companies last year, loaded them up with debt, cut jobs and
is now looking to sell them. Too bad there are no buyers.
Critics say that your bosses are using the tax code to cheat
the government out of profits and take home huge paychecks.
Your firm is responsible for employing several
hundred-thousand people but at the end of the day the bottom
line is all that matters. There's not much positive you can
say because the whole purpose of your business is to make a
lot of money for a select few.
Pentagon: No one has ever quite trusted what comes out of
your mouth and you don't have any reason to trust the media.
The average citizen feels that you obfuscate the truth more
often than not and you've got to be careful what you say
because if you say too much, lives could be on the line. If
you get good press, you're accused of manipulating the
media.
Recording Industry Association of America: The group of
companies that make up your organization is suffering a
slow, agonizing death and its consumers absolutely hate you.
Your organization's only remedy is intrusive lawsuits that
often inaccurately target people who have no clue what
you're talking about. You cry about piracy and no one, not
even other intellectual property owners (the media), cares
about your side of the story.
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Ben Silverman is currently the Director of Development and a
Contributing Editor for Indie Research
(http://www.indieresearch.com), an independent investment
research service. Previously, Ben was a business news
columnist for The New York Post and the founder/publisher of
DotcomScoop.com. He can be reached via email at
bensilverman@gmail.com.
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